"Don't stress the could haves. If it should have, it would have."

Anchorman

“Here we go again. Every station’s the same. Women ask me how I put up with it. Well, the truth is, I really don’t have a choice. This is definitely a man’s world. But while they’re laughing and grab-assing, I’m chasing down leads and practicing my non-regional diction. Because the only way to win is to be the best – the very best.” – Veronica Corningstone

Inception

"Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange."

The Princess Diaries

“The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.”

Lemony Snicket

“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too.”

500 Days of Summer

Keep the Car Running (Arcade Fire with Bruce Springsteen)

This is literally the best video of ALL TIME. I would have given a kidney to have been there for this.

Henry David Thoreau

“If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.”

Paul Sweeney

"You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend."

Cinderella

Kurt Vonnegut

“I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.’”

500 Days of Summer

“Most days of the year are unremarkable. They begin, and they end, with no lasting memories made in between. Most days have no impact on the course of a life.”

The Office

“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he’s the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.” - Dwight Schrute

Shel Silverstein

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

"Look, other bands, they want to make it about sex or pain, but you know, The Beatles, they had it all figured out, okay? 'I Want to Hold Your Hand.' The first single. It's effing brilliant, right?... That's what everybody wants, Nicky. They don't want a twenty-four-hour hump sesh, they don't want to be married to you for a hundred years. They just want to hold your hand."

Aldous Huxley

“Experience is not what happens to you; it is what you do with what happens to you.”

Isak Dineson

“The cure for everything is saltwater - sweat, tears, or the sea.”

How I Met Your Mother

“Yes, it’s a mistake. I know it’s a mistake but there are certain things in life where you know it’s a mistake but you don’t really know it’s a mistake because the only way to really know it’s a mistake is to make the mistake and look back and say yup, that was a mistake. So really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake because then you’d go your whole life not really knowing if something’s a mistake or not.”

Sex and the City

"What if Prince Charming had never showed up? Would Snow White have slept in that glass coffin forever? Or would she have eventually woke up, spit out the apple, gotten a job, a health-care package and a baby from her local neighborhood sperm bank?"

Harry Potter Quotes

I made this wallpaper with all my favorite Harry Potter quotes...anyone's more than welcome to help themselves to it :)